BREAKING: inauguratiespeech Donald Trump gewoon maniakale lach van twintig minuten

WASHINGTON – Straks legt Donald J. Trump de eed af als vijfenveertigste president van de Verenigde Staten van Amerika. Dankzij een lek konden wij beslag leggen op de integrale tekst van zijn inauguratiespeech. We maakten een budget vrij om hem door de beste Hollywood-acteurs te laten vertolken, gewoon omdat het kan.

Hier volgt de integrale transcriptie van de inauguratierede:
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(short pause for breath)

Donald Trump, naarstig aan het twijfelen tussen HO HO HO of HA HA HA (foto: twitter)

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In short, let’s make America great again. HA. HA.

4 reacties op "BREAKING: inauguratiespeech Donald Trump gewoon maniakale lach van twintig minuten"

  1. De aandachtige lezer ontdekt op zowat driekwart van de redevoering een statement dat tekenend zal zijn voor zijn beleid. Ik zit hiermee met de handen in het haar want er is duidelijk nattigheid op komst. En dat durft hij zó droog te formuleren!

    Beantwoorden.

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